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Also about kids, sex, and married+278Life: I have to to go to the bathroom on a toilet now?! WTF, homework on the weekends, I hate school! I'm falling for insert name of crush. I'm to hungover to make it to class. I hate my job. Sex is awesome! Woah, your pregnant?! Yay, we're married! Sorry, I can't make it to the party, watching the kids. I'm too tired for sex tonight honey. Damn kids on my lawn again. Need moar pills! dead.... amirite?
Also about great grandma+437"I'm half Irish half English half Russian half German half Scandinavian half Scottish half Belgian and half Polish." Just because your great-great-great grandma was one of those doesn't mean you are, just say you're American or Canadian, amirite?
Also about great grandma+59You hate it when your dad has you killed in order to prove he is omnipotent, especially when it would have been easier to just get over that grudge he's been holding about great-great grandma eating his apple. Amirite?
Also about great grandma+167If reincarnation was real then you should probably feel really bad about ordering your great great great great grandma from McDonalds last night. amirite?
Also by TheMachanga+196It's stupid how middle school kids ask people to go to the dance with each other. I middle schooler cannot drive there for they're not taking each other. Plus it would be awkward for your mom to pick up your "date" to go to the dance, amirite?
Also by TheMachanga-16The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series this year, amirite?