+542 If you rape somebody in the middle of the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it still a rape? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually in the Bible: Deuteronomy 22:25-27 ..kinda..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't molestation be a better term?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Insert obligatory comment about how rape is serious and we shouldn't be joking blah blah blah)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you were "tutoring" aforementioned child in math. You added, subtracted, divided, and tried multiplying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cyanide and happiness quote. at least give 'em credit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember that one! It was pretty recent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was a horrible (as in inappropriate) comic.... gotta love cyanide and happiness. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am, that's why I'm referencing them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but everyone naturally assumes you came up with that. it doesn't give credit to cyandide and happiness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't post a follow up right now, I will as soon as I can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a sad day when rape becomes funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a sad day when haters comment on my post. If you don't like it, you don't need to tell me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm stating my opinion. This is an opinion site. Besides this isn't even your quote, you shouldn't be so offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thankyou. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT IS NOT RAPE! Especially if you yell surprise

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, Pedo Bear!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like camping with you, dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not rape if you use her pleasure condom (even if it's a guy$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not rape if shes laughing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So THAT'S where you've been hiding? I should have known since you are a fucking bear...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh you've returned. I thought I won the war because you were a little bitch and wouldn't say anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago