+467 Father's Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mom. Mother's Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically she'd have to swallow both the sperm and the egg for it to be you, but that's disturbingly nasty so let's not go there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

¿Como estas? ¿De donde eres? Spanish class haha. I don't know much. But I swear if some people post really nasty stuff on here I will be angry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well i'm good and from Texas... haha. And you've got every right! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah well three days of class you know. I knew you were from Texas. I just wanted to show off haha. I gotta go to bed. Lucky dude in other time zone. Peace.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I have to go to bed soon since I have to get up at 6 for the first day of school. gross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I so did not need that image.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh God! My... mental eyes!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oooooooh nasty! IT BURNS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's pleasant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh god

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or spit you out, depending on her preferences...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago