There is no logical reason for both sexes to be masturbating. We should all just combine and put an end to it. amirite?

+186 There is no logical reason for both sexes to be masturbating. We should all just combine and put an end to it. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The problem is that some people are just too ugly/fat to ever get laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then they should just get together with another ugly/fat person...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, please. Everyone has standards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you're so ugly/fat as you say it you're standards can't be TOO high.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*your

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're= you + are. "You are so fat/ugly"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You're standards can't be TOO high."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I'm stupid :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like your choice words but I agree fat people need to keep covered or stay at home even better. .

by Anonymous 7 years ago

or the fact that solo sex can't get you pregnant...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like masturbating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's still a risk for STD's. Also, most people want sex to mean something to them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's kind of what happens, except that we get to choose our person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to finger people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe I'm mistaken, but isn't that kinda the point of marriage?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, youre mistaken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be what? All I am seeing is ****.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

Unfortunately, guys only rarely manage to fully satisfy a girl in bed. So we would still have to masturbate after he falls asleep/goes home, to finish the job that he’d started!

by Anonymous 8 months ago