+638 It's stupid when someone asks you a would you rather question where both options are so awful that it takes the fun out of the game. I would never ever be Rosie O'Donnell's sex slave for a day or drown a puppy, so don't even bother asking, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well there really isn't ever a good option..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, they're hardly gonna say "Would you rather take it in the ass from the big show, or have a nice house?" are they?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about picking between two good options?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then don't play the game, because picking between comically horrible options is the whole point, you pussy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong. The way I and everyone I've ever played it with usually say something with a downside and an upside, like "Would you rather be Bill Gates' sex slave for a week but you get a billion dollars, or be raped by OG Mudbone but you get to make one wish" or something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I would totally be Rosie O'Donnell's sex slave for a day. She's sooo fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I choose to kill the puppy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I downloaded an app that had ridiculous questions like that. The first thing is said when I pulled it up was, "would you choose to...move to crystal lake alone on Friday the 13th OR live on elm street and be one of the character's friends" I don't use that app anymore... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Elm Street. Freddy's killing is way more erotic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, but Jason only comes out for one night, and would be easier to avoid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to avoid Jason. Black people usually die in the horror flicks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's time for a change, you could totally make history.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rosie O Donnel for sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rosie O'Donnell's sex slave definetly. I can't imagine killing any thing bigger than a roach, unless it was a giant roach. D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

id fucking kill the dog i dont give a fuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But thts the point of the game !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

grab the dog and find some water!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is kinda the point...

by Anonymous 13 years ago