+629 Rock, paper, scissors, life lesson: Paper teaches us, that even the weakest, least violent one of us, can beat the big, powerful rock. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have been enlightened!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hm, I guess I'll stop hating on that game for being illogical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Least violent?? you don't get paper cuts from goddamn rocks!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(A.H.): Yeah and you don't get papered to death either. You get stoned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pointing out that paper also gets chopped up into tiny pieces by even the scummiest little scissors. Where does that leave us now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The unsharp and rusty scissors don't cut anything or if you use them improperly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago