+555 The 2 English sentences that can never be used correctly are, "Yes, I am asleep" and "Yes, it is Opposite Day", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you forgot , "yes, I am dead"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about, "Yes, Twilight is real literature"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You also forgot "Can't talk, I'm a mute."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could write it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We should make an opposite day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not true: apparently last night I was dead asleep and my mom asked I'd I was sleeping, and I sleeptalked back yes. ...sleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whenever my mom wakes me up to go to school, she asks me if I'm awake and I say yes but I never remember talking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I realize no one cares, I just wanted to say something

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your dreaming and in your sleep say "I'm sleeping", and everyone knows the number one rule of opposite day is that your allowed to say it's opposite day without it becoming opposite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I wasn't aware that there are opposite day rules.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were used pretty correctly in the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, i'm dead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Liar's paradox "This sentence is false."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I killed Chuck Norris"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win hahaha this one is the best

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "Everything I say is a lie." a few years ago this pretty much made my head implode by thinking about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can you explain?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If everything I say is a lie, wouldn't I be lying by saying that therfore stating that everything I say is the truth but if everything I say is true, then the first statment (Everything I say is a like) would be true also, I hope that made sense .__. & I don't have spell check on this computer so let's hope I didn't make an idiot of myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, whilst that can never be an accurate statement, it is, contrary to what people think, not a paradox, it's just a lie, someone who says that doesn't always lie, but they are lying in this one instance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twilight is a good movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago