I saw a commercial on late night T.V. for a new watering hose attachment. It said, "Water your hard-to-reach plants with this product!" Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! That seems so very mean, amirite?

+215 I saw a commercial on late night T.V. for a new watering hose attachment. It said, "Water your hard-to-reach plants with this product!" Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! That seems so very mean, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...wut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch Hedberg ftw<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, this is a quote by the late & great mitch. I take no credit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago