Absolutely love doing this. hah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's so awesome! And I really don't understand why some people would really expect someone to give them their address -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? Or go on webcam. Or be "horny" wtf? I'm always like "uhhmm. okay!" DISCONNECT. hahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I always make up a story like, "My mom and dad won't let me get a facebook, myspace, msn... they are cruel people!" And they are like "aww, okay, will you just suck my c**k?" People are so funny sometimes :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's what I say too! hahah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the part about the parents...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha! Let's hope so O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what is fun to do on omegle? With those people, go along with it and after a while say you are a policeman :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm 16/f/Cali lol <3"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i always go "do you have pancake mix?" or something along those lines

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was my recent conversation on Omegle: Stranger: i'm soooo wet You: Then dry off?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Done that! "I'm so wet right now." "Oh, have you been swimming? Cool!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll just blurt out some random statistic like "The current fishing habits in the mid-Atlantic area are unsustainable." Or, "VOTE RON PAUL FOR 2003!!!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stranger: hey You: Hey. You: Will you vote for Ron Paul in the 2004 election? Stranger: wtf? You: He's the man for the job, I'm telling you. Stranger: its not 2004 and he is not running You: He will avenge the death of JFK . . . and kill terrorman. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I wanna try that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You: Hey! Stranger: horny females only You: Like horns of a bull? Stranger: no like wants sex You: With a bull? That's gross! Stranger: nowith me You: Are you a bull? Stranger: im a guy You: ...A guy bull? Stranger: fuck you asshole cunt fuck You: Such language! You: I thought bulls couldn't type You: WTF? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(pretending to be 16 year old female, creeper asks for pics) You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the CIA. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: wat did i do??!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

another good one: You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States federal law to inform you that the IP (98.176.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.] You: heyy 16/f/usa u?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so awesome hahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stranger: Hi, can u tell me ur bra's color? You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the CIA. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: ... Stranger: u suck at life You: u dun goofed Stranger: You: you're going to prison

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when they ask for a asl theres no way i'm giving it to them so I just right 102, f, hogwarts, i'm hermione granger, u? I had the best convo with voldemort the other day XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago