+299 Its weird how people wish to have superpowers, when in reality all humans have superpowers; the ability to heal wounds and to regenerate broken bones, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have the ability to travel through time at the rate of one second per second.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's an interesting thought. I imagine if we all could fly or whatever, it wouldn't seem like a superpower.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What a stupid power. Can I trade it for x-ray vision? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Using only words, I can occasionally trick people into agreeing with me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This sounds like the opening of an 80s educational science video..."Imagine what your life would be like if every time you hurt yourself, your body stayed like that! That wouldn't be fun now, would it? Lucky for us, our bodies are a league of amazing superheroes led by Captain Anitbody, Dr. White Blood Cell and T-Cell Terminators!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not very super if everyone can do it. That's like 'hey look at that guy walking, arrrr what amazing superpowers!!!!'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's like saying that putting socks on is a superpower, for it to be a superpower it would have to surpass what everyone else can do, otherwise it's just a thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

basically wolverine without the adamantium skeleton and retractable claws.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And badass attitude

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're not superpowers, it's just something everyone can do

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also have a superpower, it's called breathing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want X-Ray vision bitch

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do have superpowers: http://insertreallyepicnamehere.tumblr.com/post/8450073343/this-is-me-apparating-and-disapparating-like-the

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A superpower is something that not everyone has. It's something special and unique to the person that makes them stronger in some way than everyone else without having to earn it. For example, quadrichromacy (as opposed to trichromacy) could be considered a superpower. In a way.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I grow people. It might take 3/4 of the year, but I can do it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago