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Also about birds+514Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+37I'm terrified of accidentally switching my TV's menu language to Japanese or Korean and then having no idea how to locate the "switch back" menu. amirite?
Also about birds+529The people who made Angry Birds should make a reverse version of it, where you are the pigs and you build your shelter according to which birds the computer is going to fire, amirite?
Also about swallows+354The average human swallows about 2400 times a day. Your girlfriend, however, swallows at least double that, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+15"Girls can't have dry spells." Ones with standards can. amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+18Anyone who says toddlers are sweet & innocent has never left one alone in a room with a cat, amirite?