It's sad, seems like no one saves their wall virginity for that special someone nowadays, amirite?

*sigh* Kids these days...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't even REMEMBER when I lost mine. It was all just a blur.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, it's not good losing your wall virginity while you're drunk. IT SHOULD BE SPECIAL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't drunk, I just can't remember it. It wasn't even consensual! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine never even had a chance...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's because I come along and steal them all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel lucky, someone I had a relationship with and loved took mine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i lost mine to some one i'm in love with when i was 19. we're still together and i couldnt imagine having given it up to anyone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's sad; some people these days just don't remember to use semicolons. Poor guys. They are probably shouting at us to remember them, yet we forget. What a sad life; am I right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sir, you are absolutely correct; I am ashamed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apologize to the semi-colon; you haven't wronged me. Poor guy :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Absolutely correct again; I'll go buy flowers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a grand idea; why don't you buy chocolate too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not sure if I've got enough money; good chocolate is mighty expensive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you shall forever be hated by semicolon; s/he isn't easily forgiving.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then I have to go; I must compose a ballad. In the event that doesn't work, i may settle for a haiku and/or acrostic poem

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a good plan; I hope that, in the future, you are more wise with your punctuation; may semicolon berried you for many years. (Two! I win)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Befriend. Sorry I'm on my phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, don't apologize to me, apologize to the word befriend :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, but at least it wasn't a misspelling; it was a completely different word. Semi-colon is the emotional one, in any case. Befriend, let me formally apologize for my tired typing of you while on my phone. I will ensure that it never happens again. Sincerely, Scrantoncity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's wall virginity?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my wall got raped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Emma (lucios_malfoy) raped my wall D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most people have their wall virginity taken away without giving permission first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine got raped...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They rapin errbody's walls out here!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am saving mine for marriage. But it is sad how sex is so friggin casual now. Disgusting, if you ask me. I mean, you have sex with someone, and who knows how many people they've slept with??? Best thing it to try and marry a virgin and be one yourself. Or, at least, be /with/ few people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Losing your wall virginity is when someone writes on your facebook/myspace etc for the first time. Its not sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hide yo kids, hide yo wife. (am I doing it right?) :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes they do. It was said that they chose correctly when I took their wall's virginity. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago