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Also by CynicalConnoisseur+123Most of the poor decisions I've made in life could have been avoided if I just masturbated first. amirite?
Also about shake hands+41What's odd is, they've put sneeze guards in checkout lanes, implement a "6 feet distance" rule, insist we don't shake hands, but then gladly accept your dollar bill, which is one of the dirtiest things ever, without gloves! GERMS!!! amirite?
Also about shake hands+271Some people shake hands by spreading their legs, amirite?
Also about shake hands+442The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment, amirite?
Also about meet and shake hands+168When you think about it, it's pretty weird that people shake hands when they first meet. Mr. Tumnus was on to something, amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+306Naked, the way God intended. Also, dipped in chocolate. amirite?
Also about shake hands+287It's really awkward to shake hands with someone when you're wearing gloves and he/she isn't, amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+658Inside a chalk body outline is probably the safest place to stand because what are the chances of two people dying in the exact same spot? amirite?
Also about shake hands+257Gandhi says that you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist... but you can pound it, amirite?