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When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away. amirite?

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I think that people that No Way'd just didn't get it.. What a shame

mchristies avatar mchristie Yeah You Are +4Reply

i laughed out loud. funny!

that's genius.

I will never be able to think about shaking hands the same way ever again

hrmmm i shouldn't be shaking with my hands then

Anonymous +3Reply

I didn't get that for like 5 minutes but when I did I laughed for like 10 minutes xD

CarbzxCutthroats avatar CarbzxCutthroat Yeah You Are +2Reply

omg lol!

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LOL!

Danahs avatar Danah Yeah You Are +1Reply

Almost laughed out loud

Anonymous +1Reply

Lawl I don't shake with either hand in that case

garrettruskamps avatar garrettruskamp Yeah You Are +1Reply

cough sickipedia.

I don't get it

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@I don't get it

Hello again.
Oh and he's referring to the right hand as the "competition." As in he masturbates with his right hand and that would be the competition for the girl.

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