+368 When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hello again. Oh and he's referring to the right hand as the "competition." As in he masturbates with his right hand and that would be the competition for the girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i laughed out loud. funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will never be able to think about shaking hands the same way ever again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, really. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Almost laughed out loud

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that people that No Way'd just didn't get it.. What a shame

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawl I don't shake with either hand in that case

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hrmmm i shouldn't be shaking with my hands then

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't get that for like 5 minutes but when I did I laughed for like 10 minutes xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://twitter.com/thevirtualjdt/status/22127514169

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*cough* sickipedia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago