+400 A girl is like a chemical: boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason, turns green when put besides a superior specimin, reacts well to gold, platinum and other precious stones, explodes spontaneously, can greatly aid relaxation, and is found in various grades ranging from virgin to common ore. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CAUTION. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I go to an all girl school. This would be a good definition of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha this is awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "common ore" bit made me spill my drink. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"turns green when put besides a superior specimin", what is this saying? ,':/ (btw thats supposed to be a suspicious face :P)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gets jealous

by Anonymous 13 years ago