Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.", amirite?

+236 Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got this off joke central

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for admitting it before people accuse you of copying. It can become really annoying...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are welcome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Adam was in the garden, watching all the animals, and had an idea... "God", said Adam, "I need a partner, like the animal's, someone else to be with." God thought about it for a while, and came back to Adam, and said "I think I can help you out, but, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg." Adam paused, and asked, "Well what can you get me for a rib?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then God was like, "Nah jk, it was just a goof." And then man and God laughed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first i was like "that's sexist!" but then I couldn't decide which gender it was hating more...then I realized it was just insulting all humans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS POST DISCRIMINATES AGAINST GAY MALES! ugghhhh

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On the sixth day, God created man and then he rested. Then he created woman and neither God nor man has rested since.

by Anonymous 12 years ago