+344 You would totally sleep naked if you weren't afraid one of your parents would come in your room to wake you up, and you would be revealed to them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My door's gotta lock. Problem solved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My door has one too. But you can stick a butterknife, a coin, or even a really long fingernail in it and it will unlock. And most places I've lived in comes with a key for all the locks, even the ones that are just little holes in the the door knob instead of little slits.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): why are your parents trying to come into your room THAT badly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To wake me up when I sleep in too late even though it's goddamn summer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm more afraid that there's a spider in my room, and it bites me in bad places. D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I risk it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd sleep naked if I wasn't so afraid of the monster in my pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who gets their parents to wake them up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People who sometimes sleep in too late on the weekend and their parents think it's about time they woke up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha i think this every night

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, it's your parents. Who cares if they see you naked. They wiped your butt for you for like three years; it's no big deal. My issue is that I'm afraid there will be a fire or a friend will come over early and try to get me out of bed early. My parents are the least of my concerns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I care... a lot. Things have changed with my body.

by Anonymous 12 years ago