+192 Sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was busy taking a shit. Next time I'll answer, and narrate for you. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hello?" "Hey man what's up?" "Well currently, I am on the toilet. I am pushing pretty gently to avoid hemorrhoids. This is taking pretty long. It's one of those hard-to-push-out-poops, ya know? Oh wait...oh it's coming IT'S COMING! Here it is and...........*splash* Mission accomplished."

by Anonymous 12 years ago