+289 The snake couldn't have winked at Harry. Snakes don't have eyelids. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The book shouldn't have bitten harry, books don't bite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The bus shouldn't have fit between the two buses because buses don't stretch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nowhere did it ever say that the snake was magic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nowhere did it ever say that the snake WASN'T magic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them states nothing about a magical snake with eyelids that closely resembles a boa constrictor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you read such book?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, actually. it actually exists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nor does it state in 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' that in it are all of the magical creatures in existence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well snakes are evil, you probably missed on the Dark Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you've read THAT book, have you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh yeah! it specifies on that one snake in the zoo which blinks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is the part where you realize I'm kidding

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you realize i'm also kidding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then you realize this is only a dream...in a dream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inception

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumbledore shouldn't have died because sticks don't shoot green jets of light out the tip

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR stick probably doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My stick only shoots white jets.... expelliarmus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good luck trying to find someone to "disarm".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some asian people have practically no eyelids they can still close their eyes and wink... Idk if that is similiar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago