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I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to wank me off. Nice bit of footage. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
She must have really small toes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Win.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What does Wank mean?
by Anonymous13 years ago
(That one guy......): You, my friend, have a lot to learn ...
by Anonymous13 years ago
(That one guy......): It's English (as in england) for masturbating
Thank you urban dictionary!
by Anonymous13 years ago
American English doesn't equal British English
And she must be really hott if you actually came
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did no one else understand the play on words?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I did! :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
WHY IS THIS ON THE HOMEPAGE!?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I didn't see the play on words till you pointed it out!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Alright...thats just NAAASTYYYY...
by Anonymous13 years ago
learn some couth!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
True story?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It took me at least two minutes to understand the play on words. I feel slow.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I did the same thing. You're not alone in being slow :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yay. :) It's not so bad being slow when you're not alone.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Definitely. Then it makes the one's who got it faster look like the weird ones. That's how I like to see it, anyway.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Exactly. :) The tables have turned.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, not an unusual practise. Guys love different areas of a girl’s body, breasts obviously, & arse( in the UK, an ass is a donkey!) But most guys love to ogle a girl’s legs, particularly if they’re shapely or athletic.
If you lie in front of him, naked with legs apart, & hold his penis between the balls of your feet, you can effectively bring him to orgasm by sliding his foreskin up & down. (Doesn’t really work with circumcised guys) he can admire the sight of your face, breasts, pussy, (in the UK a pussy is your vulva, not your arse/ass!) & closely examine & caress those legs he admires so much!
Guys’ sexual preferences are almost as weird as the butchering of the English language by the Americans!
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