+327 I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to wank me off. Nice bit of footage. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She must have really small toes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does Wank mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(That one guy......): You, my friend, have a lot to learn ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(That one guy......): It's English (as in england) for masturbating Thank you urban dictionary!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American English doesn't equal British English And she must be really hott if you actually came

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did no one else understand the play on words?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHY IS THIS ON THE HOMEPAGE!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't see the play on words till you pointed it out!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright...thats just NAAASTYYYY...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

learn some couth!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True story?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It took me at least two minutes to understand the play on words. I feel slow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did the same thing. You're not alone in being slow :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay. :) It's not so bad being slow when you're not alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely. Then it makes the one's who got it faster look like the weird ones. That's how I like to see it, anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. :) The tables have turned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, not an unusual practise. Guys love different areas of a girl’s body, breasts obviously, & arse( in the UK, an ass is a donkey!) But most guys love to ogle a girl’s legs, particularly if they’re shapely or athletic. If you lie in front of him, naked with legs apart, & hold his penis between the balls of your feet, you can effectively bring him to orgasm by sliding his foreskin up & down. (Doesn’t really work with circumcised guys) he can admire the sight of your face, breasts, pussy, (in the UK a pussy is your vulva, not your arse/ass!) & closely examine & caress those legs he admires so much! Guys’ sexual preferences are almost as weird as the butchering of the English language by the Americans!

by Anonymous 4 months ago