my friend drowned to death, at the funeral we made the flowers into the shape of a lifejacket, its what he would have wanted, amirite?

+373 my friend drowned to death, at the funeral we made the flowers into the shape of a lifejacket, its what he would have wanted, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know how to comment on this without looking like a douche .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i laughed for like 20 minutes. im not gonna lie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So twisted. It's beautiful

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh god... you bring tears to my eyes :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(in my smooth british accent) Ah, but I remember how your friend died. He was trying to catch another young lad in the buff. He soon did, and the other lad was startled and shrieked, so your chapfolk fell overboard and hit his head on the way down. How terribly short it took them to find the body, still with an erection. They said his last words were "Thank god Bruce Willis's name isn't Tony...". Oh my.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally read this as 'my friend frowned to death' and was really confused. But I like it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago