-175 So what if I'm 49, bald, and drive a van that happens to be white. I'm not a creeper or pedophile, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That depends, do you have a mustache? All pedos have mustaches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Course not! You have to be 50 ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you have candy? Or a lost puppy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you a bear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

According to your username, you're still in training.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a goatee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd need a big pair of glasses as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made it -69 :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you should probably change yer name....?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i felt like i should of "yeah you are!"'d this because that would be saying yeah you are a pedophile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no. the definition of a pedophile is a person over 18 who sexually assaults children. they are commonly old with vans, but just because you are old with a van does not mean you are a pedophile unless you molest kids.

by Anonymous 13 years ago