+485 How to make a woman happy: tell her she is beautiful, buy her flowers and chocolate, and kiss her in the rain. How to make a man happy: show up naked with beer. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm a girl, and I'd find it pretty fucking awesome if my boyfriend showed up naked with a six pack of beer. In fact, I'd prefer it over all that other stuff. I'm allergic to flowers anyway :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and a sandwich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

congrats on posting this wonderful post for the 844326th time on this site

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For me, just show up naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago