+152 There is no pain worse than falling flat on your erection, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's a nurrection?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I was a kid in gym I got about half hard staring at one of the chicks in my class and I fell down right on the tip of my cock. feels bad man

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Scary Movie 4?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A guy’s erection is richly endowed with the type of nerves that make contact very pleasurable, but it can be hit or squeezed very hard without causing much discomfort. There is, however, a circumstance where an erection is vulnerable to an extremely painful & potentially life changing injury. This occurs during what many of us think is the best sexual position for women, & is more common than you think. Women love to sit astride their lover, a position that allows her to control the angle & depth of penetration, & also regulate the pace of movement. Guys are quite happy to lie back & enjoy the action while the woman does the work, but he is actually in a dangerously vulnerable position. The harder a penis gets, the less “bendy” it becomes, & as the woman approaches her climax she can lose control of her movements as she strives for extra sensation by increasing the length of her stroke. If the male doesn’t carefully follow her movement, his penis can slip out of the vagina, & as she falls back she can put her entire weight onto his penis causing it to literally snap! The two tubes of erectile tissue which give the penis it’s hardness are bent to breaking point leading to massive internal bleeding, which is incredible painful, & is a medical emergency. On admission the patient is sent to the theatre & a general anaesthetic is administered. The penis is cut open longitudinally, micro surgery is needed to repair the ruptured corpus cavernosa, & a blood transfusion is also often required. The poor man is normally able to go home after 24 hours, but he must take medication to prevent any erections for 10 to 30 days. He is unlikely to offer his partner any further opportunity to enjoy that position!

by Anonymous 10 months ago