+232 "The talk" would have been a lot less awkward and a lot more funny if your dad was like the guy in the Old Spice commercials, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

look down at your penis, now up to mine, sadly your penis cant be as big as mine, but if you know the right moves, you can satisfy a girl llike i can

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Her vagina is now diamonds!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on a whore?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never had the "talk" actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same. I just got a big book on the subject.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except then you might want to do it with your dad. That would be awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago