+87 Statistically speaking, you're probably going to die of a heart attack. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm already dead

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, that's certaintly something to look forward to. Thanks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

realistically speaking, I'm going to kill you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It only makes up for what, 30 percent of deaths? That is a huge number, but still not over half. Just because heart problems are the largest single statistic, that doesn't make it more likely than the 70% chance that you'll die some other way. If this post would have said "statistically speaking, you're more likely to die of a heart attack than any other medical condition" then I would agree.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could have inferred all of that from the post, but you're choosing to be a smart aleck and you know it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd think that cancer would be the leading cause... cause there are so many different kinds..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cancer is number two.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about 2012 though?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it. What did I ever do to Ma-Ti to piss him off so bad?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Genetics also play a large role.

by Anonymous 11 years ago