+198 When he dies, can you imagine Stephen Hawking in front of the stairway to heaven going: "Fuck...", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would an atheist be going to heaven in the first place?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless he's right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im fairly certain that steven hawking exists in some parallel universe which he created in which stairs quiver at his feet...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>implying he can say "Fuck"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm sorry, sir, but the Pearly Gates are not handicap accessible."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH i get itttt. haha took me a lil bit. with the satirs and the wheelchair. i thought it had to do with his typey-talky-thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They need to build a ramp up there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago