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Also about short+225Life's too short to tell people how short life is, amirite?
Also by fothermucker+4Santa was drunk most of the time he would break into peoples houses and steal cookies. I mean his face was always red. amirite?
Also about short+623Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
Also by fothermucker+16If those "Spit out your stride gum" commercials actually happened in real life, then we'd think twice about buying that stuff. amirite?