You wish you could buy a bunch of turtles, cut off their shell, spray paint it red or green, buy a super mario costume and throw the turtles at people while singing the super mario theme song, amirite?

Sir, we're with PETA. Could we talk to you for a second?

I think you belong here http://mylifeisaverage.com/

i hope you NEVER come across a turtle.

Orrrr, witht the same paint you could make ninja turtles.....

You COULD do that.

Yes, of course.

Not until now..... >:)