You wish you could buy a bunch of turtles, cut off their shell, spray paint it red or green, buy a super mario costume and throw the turtles at people while singing the super mario theme song, amirite?

-149 You wish you could buy a bunch of turtles, cut off their shell, spray paint it red or green, buy a super mario costume and throw the turtles at people while singing the super mario theme song, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You COULD do that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sir, we're with PETA. Could we talk to you for a second?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, of course.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not until now..... >:)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i hope you NEVER come across a turtle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Orrrr, witht the same paint you could make ninja turtles.....

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by Anonymous 12 years ago