+540 If there was a bible for ghetto people it would say things like: "Yo, Noah, my brotha, build an ark fo' two of each animal." or "Yo, Adam nd Eve. Don't eat from dis tree or you will die, fools.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With Mr T as the narrator

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL. That would be awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And God said, 'somebody turn the damn lights on!" And on the seventh day God sat on his front stoop and drank a 40.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Biblical ebonics. Olawd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure there is already such a thing. As soon as I've finished writing this I'll google it. (because apparently doing both at the same time is beyond my abilities)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

such classic racism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is this racist? They don't even mention race.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically he didn't target a specific race. My guess is that when he said "ghetto" you assumed black people. Meaning you're more racist than the OP :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh... nevermind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good move, saying ghetto instead of black. No "OMG THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE OF COLOR!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was instantly mr T's voice in my head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you read "Da Jesus Book"? Exactly like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes! Da Jesus Book is so great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Daaaamn, Soddom n' Gammorah, why choo gotta be like dat? IMMA BLOW Y'ALL UP NOW, BITCHES!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is a bible like that except without the cussing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago