+557 You have thought about jumping off some large building with an umbrella, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't be ridiculous, everyone thinks of leaping off a building." "I try to think of happy things." "And you're going to help me write my book? You, who never thinks of leaping off a building."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, I did. And then I took physics. I no longer do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahah my friend jumped off her deck with an umbrella when she was in elementary school

by Anonymous 13 years ago