+944 I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are very rude for someone with your name. (: I don't know what it means, but thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaha nice one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone explain to me!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When someone says "He kicked the bucket," it means that that person died. It's a euphemism. This post makes it sound like his grandfather died, but the joke is that his grandfather *literally* kicked an actual bucket.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you but I still don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, have you ever heard someone say that he "lost his life"? Well, it doesn't really mean that he cannot find his life. It means that he died. That's called a euphemism. The phrase "kick the bucket" is the same way. It does not mean that anyone actually kicked a bucket; it means that someone died. So when you say that he "kicked the bucket," what you're really saying is "he died." Again, this is a euphemism. Now, in this case, the person who posted this joke means that his grandfather *really did* use his foot to kick an *actual* bucket. It makes fun of the euphemism that usually means "to die." It is ironic because we think that he is talking about his grandfather's death when he is really talking about something silly that his grandfather did (i.e., he literally kicked a bucket). It's funny because it's unexpected and goes against the usual usage of the phrase "kick the bucket."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you for such a detailed explanation :) I'll just sit here and think about it and it should come to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol shutup

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sickipedia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so are a few of OP's other posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sickipedia

by Anonymous 13 years ago