+434 Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You are hereby summoned to hear the case of Henry Davis vs. Stephen Williams on the 28th of September Two Thousand and Ten" "You see judge, it's this crazy thing, but I just have this strange urge to punch every Stephen Williams I see in the face."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I want to say non guilty but the voices inside my head are telling me to vote guilty..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Homer didn't even say that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I did, just now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My grandpa was summoned to jury duty, and one of the people in the case was black: "Where are you from?" "Louisiana." "NEXT!!!! ...you can go home."

by Anonymous 13 years ago