All that "business reply mail" that comes shoved in the pages of your magazine tht fall out like over-sized confetti are enough to make you want to swear at babies, especially when you're already subscribed to the magazine... amirite?

+102 All that "business reply mail" that comes shoved in the pages of your magazine tht fall out like over-sized confetti are enough to make you want to swear at babies, especially when you're already subscribed to the magazine... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/ Dear Bulk Mailer, Please find attached to your no-postage-necessary envelope, this brick. I figured with all these great junk mails you send me every month, you'd like something in return! I know it costs twenty cents for every ounce I mail to you, so I hope it doesn't weigh too much more than an ounce. -Resident or Homeowner

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH FUCK YES!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I got a bunch of those one day... I'm not allowed to babysit anymore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago