+356 Sometimes, you only agree with the first half of a post, and other times, you go to your parents' bed to masturbate. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this took me a long time to get lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love masturbating

by Anonymous 13 years ago

C'mon, y'all! Especially you, with a generally respected and sacred name, you cleary dont understand how many web-browsing and Internet-surfing people you offended with that. Please stop talking like that. It mucks up the beauty of the 21st century technology. Ok?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Go back to MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Go to Hell. Jesus can say whatever the Hell he wants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i lol'd my head off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fail. It's saying how you usually agree with the part of the post (In the Post) Then how you don't agree with the second part and most people wouldn't agree to masturbating in their parent's bed. Simply put, you start to agree with the post then disagree with the second part.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks for explaining, but you didn't have to be rude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How'd you know? ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you obvioouly didnt get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I did get it~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, since this is an epic post, and I wouldn't rate it down for the life of me,but I'm certainly not going to agree, I shall simply favourite this and express my admiration in this comment. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i saw many types of posts like these already

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clever, but extremely inappropriate. The web is much too full of cuss words and adult content, and what people fail to realize is that children -CHILDREN!!!- are allowed to browse the web, and they might see all that. Do we really want the younger generation to grow up knowing all that already? I think not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Motherfuc....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): There are so many people swearing and posting innapropriate pictures and whatnot, you bitching, (yes, BITCHing) really isn't going to do anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): To fix that, you'd have to ban the internet completely. It's allowed here, so maybe this place isn't for 8 year olds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): I hope you realize that the site rules state that you have to be over 16 to use the site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it doesnt matter if it says you have to be a certain age. no one ever listens to that. its not that hard to say your 16 instead of 8. kids do it all the time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So then they shouldn't fucking complain about the use of abusive language and adult references on the site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree, im just pointing that out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because of your shit name, you don't qualify as time worthy oh, and also because your comment sucks. just sayin'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is PRECISELY what I'm talking about. Cuss words that could easily overthrow a perfecty good generation-to-be. C'mon, you guys!! And I won't change my perfectly good name because I don't wanna. Ha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Wow this is pretty FUCKing ridiculous. Kids hear words like FUCK, BTCH, SHIT, ASSHOLE, WHORE, etc. all day at school. Censoring the internet would be about as effective at keeping kids from these things as shielding yourself from a bullet with a piece of paper. Also: Fuck, just for fun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): @607960 (Anonymous): Don't feed the troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Feeding the trolls is more fun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love u! And i hate the people who r dissin on this post >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3 Love all around!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just feel dirty voting it up. Hilarious though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah, i'm pretty much masturbating in my parents' bed ALL the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait... you have to be 16 to use this site?? Hmmm, well, 13 is close enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not a heavily enforced rule. Basically if you do stupid shit and you're 12, you're getting banned. Don't do stupid shit and you'll be fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha at first i was like "yeah, wait thats DIGUSTING!" but then i got it XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Miss MLIA): Why not tell porn sites to stop posting sexual content while you're at it? Heavily enforced or not, the age rule is a rule. And trust me, if they don't hear this shit from here, they're STILL gonna hear it at school. And so what if they learn a word like fuck? A word is a word. You know what, I don't like the word "walnut." Let's ban that motherwalnutting word! Let's make it sound like only walnutholes say it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This took me about 30 seconds to get, but when i got it it put a big smile on my face :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poop

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh you guys give her a break. Yeesh. Talk about harsh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago