+409 You swear a surprisingly large amount during a game of Mario Kart, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAMN YOU BLUE SHELL!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I'm only ten.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Video games are where I make up most of my offensive phrases.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was playing mariokart this morning and I yelled, "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD! IF YOU TOUCH ME I SWEAR I WULL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FOOT THEN KICK YOU WITH MY FIST!" and more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you say that to the AI? Please tell me you did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but all my IRL opponents do~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes it awkward when you are playing it with kids, though. "MOVE OUT OF MY WAY YOU SON OF A *glances at small child also playing* uh...biscuit..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried to strangle my friend. He threw a blue shell at me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago