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Also about heart attacks+208Do surfers suffer from high cholesterol from being in the sea constantly and being unaware of ingesting quite a bit of salt. possibly more than the average person? do they have more heart attacks? amirite?
Also by supertroll+24Whats 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Crib Death, amirite?
Also by supertroll-4It's fun to play with and eat your scabs, amirite?
Also about heart attacks+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
Also about heart attacks+425"Heart attacks are from loving too much" LOL jk, they're from clogged arteries, fat ass. amirite?
Also by supertroll+467I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims. amirite?
Also about heart attacks+208Try our new antidepressent! Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, lightheadedness, fainting, drowsiness, loss of limbs, inability to reproduce, heart attacks, migraines, hair loss, frostbite, bubonic plague, BO, bieber fever, the common cold, blisters, hip dislocation, cardiac arrest, and in some extreme cases, death. But hey, you won't be depressed anymore, amirite?