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Drunk people are either really entertaining or really annoying, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just have an innate hatred of drunk people, but I'll admit that they do some funny shit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or really horny. Or a mixture of the three.
by Anonymous13 years ago
drunk parents are always really entertaining until they're your own..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mine are historical, and then so hungover they beg us to leave the next day.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What's worse than a drunk? One who pretends to be drunk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My friend and I were on a cruise, and he got very drunk in Mexico. He kept hugging my leg and would randomly start crying. Then I had to walk him back to his room for dinner. Goooood times.
by Anonymous13 years ago
cool story, can you tell it again? Do you have the time?
no one really gives two shits..
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're an asshole. What's the point of comments if I'm not allowed to share?
by Anonymous13 years ago
but that was a stupid pointless comment. It didnt give anything to anyone. youre not supposed to tell stories about things that no one gives two shits about. That's like me saying "yeah! lol! once, i went to a bar and got drunk! and stuff happened!" no.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Maybe I think your comment is pointless. Seriously, lighten up. I can rip apart your terrible grammar if I want, but I won't. Lots of other people told stories too, so I don't even get why you singled me out.
by Anonymous13 years ago
First of all, i am "lightened up." I just think your story was dumb and useless. Second of all, no one likes a bitchy grammar freak. It doesnt make you cool cause you think you're awesome when you know correct grammar. I know correct grammar as well, but just because i don't use an apostrophe every once in a while, doesn't make you look superior by telling me that i didn't. like, congrats.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Congrats to you too. You've successfully sustained an argument about nothing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just made a comment, you're the one who went ape shit..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Cool. I made a comment too, and you decided to tell me it was pointless and be an asshole about it. If you had never said anything, we would not be here.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i wasn't really being an asshole..it was just a pointless comment. No one on here knows you, and it was a vague boring story that made it seem like you thought you were cool cause you know people who get drunk. This site is about opinions, so i say mine.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, your "opinion" was phrased in quite the assy way, so don't even act like you were being constructive. And no, I don't think I'm "cool" actually, I just felt like sharing. If you're in the mood to be the anti-personal story enforcement (which sounds way less cool than grammar Nazi) cool, but kindly take it somewhere else. Thanks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I didn't say anything. I said your story was boring. im sure lots of your friends (which, guessing by your defensive nature, you probably dont have many of) say "cool story bro" after you tell a lame story. it was a lame story, so cool stroy bro.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're so cool. Seriously. I wanna be just like you and run around and tell people their experiences are stupid. It's funny how you say I probably don't have many friends, because judging from YOUR judgmental and apathetic nature, you probably don't have very many either.
by Anonymous13 years ago
First off, I wasn't judgemental until you started to show me how much of a bitch you are. It's like, when your friend tells a story and you say "cool story" like its not a big deal. I would hate to be your boyfriend cause i imagine you being like "hey! yesterday i saw a squirrel!" and he'd be like "cool story." and youd be like "OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE GOD AM I NO LONGER ALLOWED TO SHARE THINGS WITH YOU!" i didn't think it would hit you so hard that i didn't think your story was interesting.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yup. You're right. That's totally how I am. You win. Kbye.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you're a bitch. You realized you were wrong so now you act like i'm an asshole. All i said was one little thing, i didn't realize you were that fucking oversensitive. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
YAY YOU. :D
Nobody really gives two shits.
by Anonymous13 years ago
awh, i'm a little baby so i'm gonna go cry about it! how could you be such an asshole! someone who i don'te ven know on the internet said something that wasn't even mean to me? better go kill myself!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bye.
by Anonymous13 years ago
have a nice life, i hope everyone always thinks your stories are interesting so you don't throw another fit!
by Anonymous13 years ago
You do the same, and I hope every story someone tells you is interesting, so you won't have to be an ass about anything ever again. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't think its much different if they weren't drunk..if someone is generally annoying then I think the alcohol will just amplify that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or scary. some people are angry and violent when drunk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, yeah. Scary... Like this one guy about a year ago was walking around outside (I'm not sure if he was Mental or just drunk, but I'm sure he was drunk) and he kept screaming "YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SOME DAY! F--K YEAH!!! DEVIL!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA GO TO HELL!!!!! F--KING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My grandma called the cops and he got arrested. I thought he was gone for good, until about 3 months later when I heard him outside again. I was like "Aw dang!" I had a real kick out of him though. He was hoboish and had a cane O_O
by Anonymous13 years ago
If I'm drunk too= usually entertaining
If I'm sober= usually annoying
No one likes to babysit people their own age/older.
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