+424 sometimes being the paranoid gun crazy redneck isn't a bad thing when a zombie apocalypse happens and a the rich people are running around crying while you sit on your porch sitting on a lazy boy with a beer in one hand and shotgun in the other, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me smile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom wants to buy my siblings and me guns, and she's getting her gun license soon. ;D And we live up north. However, my crazy redneck neighbors are pros. Good thing we're friends with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you have a beer in one hand, I'm assuming you're drinking it. Wouldn't you most likely miss the zombies from being drunk? D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago