+228 Spongebob must not be very absurbant. Or he would be fat. Because he is in the bottom of the ocean. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever dropped a sponge into a sink filled with water? It's not going to swell to the size of a meteor. Oh, and it's absorbent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, that is completely true. but if he were skinny, then he would be floating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you actually watched the show, you'd know that Spongebob has control of his absorbency and can take in a lot of water, and get a lot bigger, when he chooses. See episode "Gary's Bath".(I think that's the name.) xD Spongerbob is awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, well he should always be fat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you put a sponge in a sink full of water, it doesn't get fat. :/ I wish dishes every single day, and would know.. It usually does float, though, but it depends how thick the sponge is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I, myself also wish dishes, yet they never get what they want, always more soap!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought OP was trying to spell observant at first! So, I didn't get this. SPELLING MAKES THE POST PEOPLE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's FICTION.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In case you haven't noticed, the show is almost completely illogical. He's a walking, talking, yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You unimaginitive dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago