If the waiter asks for a tip tell him to not breathe under water, amirite?

+171 If the waiter asks for a tip tell him to not breathe under water, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i've never heard a waiter ask for a tip tho darn I WANTED TO USE THIS LINE

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You could always ask them if they want a tip then when they say yes you could use the line.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol omg I forgot about this, I heard some kid say this at my senior lunch in

by Anonymous 11 years ago