Sometimes you lie about insignificant things because it would take too long to explain the real things to people, amirite?

+667 Sometimes you lie about insignificant things because it would take too long to explain the real things to people, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do that ALL THE TIME. "Oh, what a pretty service dog! What's he for?" True answer: long, complicated, rare condition hardly anyone has heard of that will keep me there, explaining my flaws, for at least five minutes. Answer I always give: "Just to help."

by Anonymous 13 years ago