+821 The Home Alone kid wouldn't have stood a chance against me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who are you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am Pedo_Bear, a bear with internet access here to ruin you or your child's hopes and dreams by raping them. Sure I may look innocent but that's how I get you. I own the ice cream truck business and I am Santa Clause so your entire life has been a lie. It is really me that gives the kids presents and the ice cream man is just a pedophile who wants a piece of ass, not a friendly stranger. In short, I am just another freak, in the freak kingdom. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( the last time I got ice cream from an ice cream truck it was a creepy old guy, not a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Again, the ice cream man is a pedophile who wants a piece of ass. He could have been a bear in a human suit or an actual person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u are god damn cancer and should die, just stop, please, stop u god damn faggot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i second that, bear suits are sick. Pedo cat's don't need to have suits, they just stay out of sight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno. You don't look all that smart to me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nor me i may add :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now THERE'S a movie I'd like to see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HELL NO!!! The only one who could beat Kevin McCallister is Chuck Norris. I love you PedoBear but let's be real here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd be surprised

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tell me about it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it would be a 2 minute movie about pedobear avoiding all the traps and snatching him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No it would be a 2 hour movie. The rest of the 118 minutes would be me brutally raping him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what happens whenthe parents get home

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be gone by then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Id watch that movie ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago