+595 "In the event of an erection lasting for more than four hours, seek immediate medical help": "911, state your emergency." "My erection is lasting for more than four hours." "...", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Don't worry, sir, we're sending appropriate professionals to your location." *cops arrive*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAH That would be so awkward and hilarious at the same time!!! HHAHAHAHAHAH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A man walks into a pharmacy, & explains to the lady that he has a permanent erection. She examines it intently, feeling it’s size & rigidity, & says she will need a second opinion from her sister, who is also a pharmacist & her partner. She joins them & also gives it a thorough examination, & he asks what they could give him for it. The sisters have a brief discussion, & tell him: “the best we can offer is 500 dollars a week & free board & lodging”

by Anonymous 9 months ago