Why are fire trucks red? Cause there's eight wheels on them and four people, four plus eight is twelve, twelve is a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ship, ships sail the ocean, in the ocean are fish, fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians...

+612 Why are fire trucks red? Cause there's eight wheels on them and four people, four plus eight is twelve, twelve is a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ship, ships sail the ocean, in the ocean are fish, fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians, the Russians were red and fire trucks are always rushin' around so have to be red. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate the whole bitch tree beauty thing, and posts like this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This could have been condensed down to that last clause, the rest was pointless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pretty good logic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought that was obvious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure this was stolen off of mlia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it was. I've seen this before somewhere...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is how explanations go on national treasure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

anyone else think these things are really stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i liked this i'm just wondering how anyone could come up with it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, DUH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians" Haha, Einstein right there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 7 years ago

I'm just gonna let you have this one. You've obviously put a lot of thought into it.

by Anonymous 4 years ago