+285 It would be extraordinarily awkward if our first kiss was the same one you gave your husband/wife after "You ma kiss the bride", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant your* not our

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*may

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should eat less doughnuts, so your keys aren't sticky as fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have very low blood flow in my hands

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is that awkward?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

extraordinary in general*, really. *Yes, I'm aware it does sometimes happen >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago