Pics or we won't believe you
I did. There goes my innocence. O_o
Consider that your formal introduction to the internet
Thats why Sometimes,I don't look for ''certain things'' which are certain that they will take your innocence..:I!
GENIUS set up. I mean, that was so SUBTLE, with " dick" "screw" and "crap"! I applaud you
I fold mine up into my waistband.
we're not talking about erections.
it shrinks into our bodies and looks like a second belly button.
Made me laugh _^
Actually, as soon as we sit down, out dick is sucked into a parallel dimension inhabited only be dicks. Each male human being has their own own dick box, so they dont "cross sausages" with another dudes. Whats left in our crotch is a stump.
Funniest thing I've read all day!
You're the best. :D
wats a penis
i know right, could someone tell us?
culd sum wone explain plz?
maybe look at your usernme :DD
its just there, it sucks if we have a boner, cuz then its hard to pee.
No pun intended?
They cradle it like a baby.
Mine goes to the store and buys groceries, I normally ask for a Mountain Dew, but I preferred a Coke today.
i prefer Dr. Pepper if the crap is hard
It usually has a conversation with my anus, but the conversations don't last. Anus has verbal diarrhea.
on an airplane , it turns blue
This made me laugh so hard!
This made me GET so hard.
Oh wait, I don't have a penis..
I don't have a penis either :/. Most girls do not.
Actually it's pretty normal for girls not to have penises. :o
No not that part.... The part before =p
haha yeah, just let it hang i guess. Its not really our biggest focus when we are about to crap..
Yeah....but I would never ask that in real life..people would laugh their asses off and never let you live it down XD.
we take it apart and put it back in when where done
I'm 12, what is this?
(( . Y . )): No way you're 12, your username says it all.
^This person is new to the internet.
You obviously don't know a lot of 12 year olds; that's pretty typical behavior. :P
You obviously don't know alot of internet meme's. "I'm 12 and what is this?" is a typical response to inappropriate posts as a joke. :P
I'm aware of the lame memes, but that has nothing to do with my response to your comment.
Also, when you responded to his comment, it make the boobs look like they have ripples. :o
This made me laugh till I peed thanks for making my day
Don't belive them, it doesnt hang that absurd.
it goes inside of us.