+319 Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hell is where the police are Russian. I've seen some footage of them taking down a fleeing criminal. It was freakin' BRUTAL!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. Agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where do the americans go

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're all going to hell.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

THIS IS HILARIOUS. Bahaha. This should be POTD. If not, at least homepaged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hetalia! :D <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i hated italian cooking... its so... bland

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd rather have a French chef and an Italian lover.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i'd rather have both.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i've got to agree with you on that. not a huge fan of pasta myself.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is brilliant. Is this original?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Very old joke, but a little tweaked.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have this on a t-shirt.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

British chefs aren't THAT bad...are they? I don't really have enough experience of dining in other countries to make an accurate comparison. Maybe I've been eating terrible food my entire life, and haven't noticed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

British chefs are exactly that bad

by Anonymous 11 years ago