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Also by Eli_Bails+197girls get more pressure to have big boobs than guys do to have big dicks. amirite?
Also about friends+349It's irritating when Facebook suggests friends for you when you have only one mutual friend with that person. Sure, Facebook, I want to become friends with my summer camp acquaintance's mom's personal trainer, amirite?
Also about friends+204Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. amirite?
Also by Eli_Bails+667You always freak out a little bit when you're on your way to class, and you see someone from that class walking the opposite direction. amirite?
Also about friends+212You don't understand the whole new "friend-zoning" concept. Since when was someone supposed to fall in love/wanna bang all of his/her friends of the opposite sex? Guys should understand that just because they're nice to a girl doesn't mean she has to date them, and girls should understand that just because they're not a hoe doesn't mean the guy has to date them, and they should both understand that sometimes people just want to fucking stay friends. Amirite?
Also about friends+350Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?