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Also about life and stories+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and fun+101If life was ment to be played by the rules it would be kinda boring. When you're a kid life is good when you have fun and waste time sometimes. Just because we're almost adult's doesn't mean we need to be all serious and start thinking about our future right this second. If we start to get serious right in the middle of our glory years we might miss out on something big that we can tell our children. Something CALLED life, amirite?
Also about completely+134You can't understand why in all these books and t.v shows they try to make families "realistic" by making the husband and wife different races and maybe the kids look like they're adopted, but then when it comes to commercials, there is always one completely Hispanic family, one completely Asian family, one completely African-American family, one completely "white" family etc., amirite?
Also about completely and life+118It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
Also about life+5Life is like an RPG. You level up on your birthday and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone, you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawning. amirite?