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Also by insomniac+20If teachers really did have eyes on the back of their heads, how would they be able to see from underneath their hair, amirite?
Also about 2 cows+540There were 2 cows in a field. One cow says ''Moo." The other cow replies, ''Shut the fuck up you uneducated twat'', amirite?
Also about wins everytime+624It's annoying when you're playing musical chairs and the guy in the wheelchair wins everytime, amirite?
Also by insomniac+8On the sidewalk you go out of your way to step on dry leaves just so you can hear them crunch, amirite?
Also by insomniac+12There is a specific order in which to eat your gummy bears; first the head, then the body, never the other way around, amirite?
Also about milk and cow+104It doesn't make sense when someone says that drinking cow milk is bad because we're the only mammals to drink another's milk. We're also the only mammals to have the Internet or skyscrapers, amirite?
Also about cows and milk+90"First person to" posts can be funny, even intriguing, but it's annoying when people treat them like serious issues to contemplate. Most everyday products and processes develop over time. For example, someone didn't just look at a cow's udders and decide to drink whatever came out, they knew that cows were mammals and probably saw calves drinking milk and wondered if they could drink that milk too. There was a slight risk involved, but it wasn't just a single random decision, amirite?
Also about government makes+105The government makes rich people seem like demons, even though many of them worked hard to get rich, while all of their friends were either partying or spending all their money on drugs. and now, they make them seem like evil greedy people who need more taxes, even though the top 10% of people pay 65% of the taxes, and the bottom 50% pays 4%. amirite?
Also about cows, milk, shoots, communism, and nazism+68Politics explained with Cows: Socialism: You have two cows, you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and gives you milk. Fascism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and sells you milk. Nazism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and shoots you. Capitalism: The state loses all your cows and tries to sell you their bull. amirite?